Smart man

My husband, he's a smart man. Like probably ten times smarter than I'll ever be which is fine cause it just means that I can play cute and innocent all the time. lol. But every once in a while, I'm able to pull one over on him. This does not happen often so I need to relish in it whenever possible. Not like gloat....okay, maybe I gloat a little but really, I need to take what I can get.
So today, I'm not sure how this came up in conversation, I remembered the time when I tricked him and OH how I tricked him good.

Me being the sweet wife that I am will occasionally give him a massage. So one night I'm massaging away like a SUPER AWESOME wife (gf at the time) would. At the end of it, I thought it would be funny to flick his nippies. So, I did! (insert evil laugh)

Keith: What was that for?!
Me: What?! They always flick your nipples after a massage. (and then I gave a look like he was weird for not knowing this)
Keith: Really?!
Me: uncontrollable fits of laughter - giggling.....nnnnnooohhhoooo....pfffffttttt....oooo.....snort....na......ooohhh....choke.....wheezing.....catches breath, No, they don't flick your nipple after a massage!!!

I can't remember what happened after that. I think I was so light headed from all the laughter. I'm pretty sure Keith looked confused, then started laughing. I just told him I got him GOOOOOOOOOOOD! Cause I totally did and he can deny it ALL he wants but I know the truth. For at least one second, he believed that we are actually supposed to get our nipples flicked after a massage. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know, I'm so going to hell for that one.LOL!