Friday Funny

I've always had this thing where my mouth overproduces saliva and a bunch of other yucky stuff. There's a techinical term for it but I can never remember what it is. This means that as much as I brush my teeth and floss and use mouth wash, I'm destined to have stinky breath more often than I would like. :s I chew gum as much as possible which helps but sometimes, it's not realistic for me to have gum in my mouth. Like when I'm sleeping, or working out, or if I just don't have any gum handy. Now this is something my husband teases me about, especially before bed and first thing in the morning and my breath could be used as a weapon.lol.

So last night we were getting ready for bed and he asked me if I brushed my teeth and I said 'Yes' well, because I had like about five minutes prior. To me this was a sign that it made no difference and my breath was icky...yet again. Well, in all honestly, Keith didn't smell like sunshine either. He has been out all day running errands and definitely could have used some deodorant or something. So I think, here's my opportunity to tease him for once...or so I thought.

Me: 'Oh my GAWD Keith, take a shower or something, your BO is going to kill me'! (I giggled)
Keith: 'Not if your breath doesn't kill me first'! (we both laughed)

Touche honey, touche. :p