Lil' hoodlums!

Last night, to my surprise, we noticed that we got EGGED! This means that someone (not necessarily a teenager - but it probably WAS), egged our balcony. Our nice, shiny and new balcony that was only redone about a year ago....although, the reno's seem cheap but that's a whole other rant. My point is, it looks nice and some mo' fo' went on and egged it! Why, oh why, do people do these things?!

It was gorgeous out yesterday so we decided to go sit on the balcony as we like to do when it's nice enough. I went to sit down and Keith stopped me because he noticed something. I turned to see what he was seeing and saw the egg shells. Me, being me, blond, and naive stopped and thought - OOOOHHHHH, A chickie was born on OUR balcony!!! How cool is that?!!!
I never in a million years would think that someone would come along and egg our building. I mean, we don't live in THAT neighbourhood, do we?! Well apparently, we do. No one is safe! It doesn't matter where you live when it comes to random vandalism. The hoodlums will STRIKE and they will get you whenever and wherever they can.

Anyway, it eventually dawned on me that we had been egged. This meant that 'big scary blond' came to life and she's not someone anyone should EVER mess with. She paces, rants, raves, shakes her fists in a mad fury often and, she looks a HELL of ALLOT like me. She has come up with this devious plan to have eggs on hand and hit the bugger right in the fac..... uh hum, I mean, hit them right back if she ever catches them. I'm trying to talk her out of it but when she sees red, it's all she sees and nothing can stop her. (insert evil laugh)

Warning: Beware hoodlums...BEWARE! You've unleashed the beast and nothing can save you now.