Yesterday was weigh in for the challenge and it didn't go over too well. Somehow, I managed to gain 11 pounds in one week! You're gasping aren't you?! I know I did! What's funny is that the lady that weighs us in went, and I quote, '*GASP* what happened'?! To which I was like, pfft, that CANNOT be right! I mean, I've cut 100 to 200 calories out of my diet PER DAY and we've up our workout like by 3 extra 45 minutes a week and I didn't eat well on the weekend but I didn't eat 11 POUNDS bad.....DID I?! This is where I GASPed and lowered my head in shame. And OOOOOHHH, the reasons I tried to invent in my head to make me feel better as to where this weight came from! Let me just say this, I have a wild imagination and I'll leave it at that. For me, the MOST logical explanation is that the scale is a wee bit off although the nice weigh in lady 'claims' it's not. Uh HUM, I beg to differ at this point. BUT, to stay positive, I've decided that it's a good gain....muscles perhaps.....HOLY SHYTE, maybe I'm pregnant! JUST KIDDING, I'm totally not! Now can someone go to our house to make sure Keith is still breathing. I think I heard him clutch his chest and take in his last breath from across the city. teehee. :)
And in other news, we were told that Marley was a boy but as it turns out, he may actually be a she. He's(?) still pretty young so if there is 'junk', it just might be that we can't see it yet. Like, not that we're searching or anything but that's just something you notice cause it's like RIGHT THERE, IN YO FAAAACE when it comes to the male species. Wait, I think that came out wrong. Meh. hehe. In the end, we won't know until his/her visit with the vet in a few weeks.
Oh, and just for the fun of it, I have a recent picture of me and a pool noodle to show that I haven't lost my touch and YES, Keith is a very lucky man! Wink-wink-nudge-nudge!
Now can someone go check on my dad to make sure he's still breathing?! I think he may have just choked on his own vomit. :s
Sorry dad! :)
