Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dear neighbour,

Dear neighbour,

Your snotty and immature attitude has grown old faster than your maturity level ever will. I wish you many unbearable neighbours in your future and can only hope that what goes around, comes around.

If so, you will experience countless hours of base from music playing. May an alarm clock that is not your own wake you up every day on the weekend and beeping for four hours straight because someone can't even handle the responsibility of turning off an alarm clock. How you ever convinced your daddy that you are mature enough to have a condo, I'll just never know. May your early mornings and late evenings be filled with the sound of elephants walking through your home - how you manage to make so much noise? Again, I'll just never know.

Lastly, why is it that night by night it sounds like your moving furniture? And I mean literally. :s I can't even count how many people have come over to experience the multitude of noise and go WTF is she doing up there?' Take a hint little miss pullups - we're actually moving as in packing up and shipping out and have maybe made 1/10 of the noise you manage to create in the course of one evening.

Goodluck with the lady that bought our condo - I hear she's a screamer. :p

Monday, June 6, 2011

Charlie!

Hi everyone! Yes, my 11 followers are considered everyone in my eyes.lol. And who knows, it's quite possible I have zero followers now since it's been so freaking long sine I last blogged. :s

It's always the same with me - I can list off at least 32 reasons why I haven't been blogging which is coincidentally the same number of years I've been kicking around. However, I'm not even going to go there. I'm going to go straight to why I'm blogging tonight.

Right now as of this minute I have little ball of warmth all curled up on my tummy. Now hold the phone, I said ON my tummy - not in my tummy. lol. You see, I did something a little crazy a few weeks ago. Let's just say it involved me, a store and a puppy looking at me with ohsobigbeautifulbrowneyes saying 'please take me home and love me and let me be a part of your family' to which I said 'I'm F'd' because I immediately fell in love with him. So of course I texted Keith and the next night we went back for Keith to meet him and alas, we took our adorable little guy home. Due to his big brown eyes I felt Charlie suited him namewise as in Charlie Brown. My sister thought we named him after Charlie Sheen because he's a daaaawg.lmao! Sometimes my sister drives me plain crazy but most of the time she makes me laugh...even if it's a 'make me eye roll type joke'. hehe.


Anyway, I would love to post pics but I'm still blogging from my cell phone as I still currently have no computer. Once we are in the new house and we're settled I'm going to have a
pic-a-thon to get any remaining followers caught up.

It's like heeelloooo is anybody there? Then again, I'm sure that thought crossed your mind when I dropped the ball on blogging regularly. My apologies! I shall return!

Until then , hang tight! :)