More things that make me go 'hhhmmm'

Yesterday I bought 3D Crest White Whitestrips to prepare for my sister's wedding. I want my teeth to be nice pearly whites for the big day. The thing is, I bought whitestrips but they're not just any whitestrips. They're 3D whitestrips! So I'm a little concerned. I mean, I want my teeth to be nice and white and shiney but like, I don't want them JUMPING out at people in pictures. Maybe I should rethink this purchase.....

In the meantime, I still have to write a toast to my sister. HELP! I suck at public speaking. Okay, well I don't actually suck at it - I just don't enjoy it all that much. And how awkward will it be if everyone is sitting there and I go to speak and my 3D teeth JUMP out at everyone. Awwwwwwkkkwwwwaaaaaaard!

I knew the Bride

Remember that song called 'In knew the bride when she used to Rock n' Roll'? My song would be 'I knew the bride when she used to laugh n' giggle'. *sigh*

Is this a common thing as you get older? I just don't laugh the way I used to. Maybe it's due to work stresses, maybe it's because of life stresses or quite possibly a bit of both.

I used to laugh almost non-stop and I want that back in my life. So I'm making it my obligation to either read, see or say something that's going to make me laugh atleast 3 times a day.

The first thing that made me laugh today was caused by Keith which it usually always is. He woke up to find me standing over him to give him a kiss goodbye and before I could even lean in to kiss him he stirred awake. He slowly eyed me up and down and said in a paranoid voice 'How long have you been standing there'? hehe - he'll NEVER knoooooow! ;)

Thank you to my husband that has yet to fail at making me laugh atleast once a day. MWUAH! <3

Dear neighbour,

Dear neighbour,

Your snotty and immature attitude has grown old faster than your maturity level ever will. I wish you many unbearable neighbours in your future and can only hope that what goes around, comes around.

If so, you will experience countless hours of base from music playing. May an alarm clock that is not your own wake you up every day on the weekend and beeping for four hours straight because someone can't even handle the responsibility of turning off an alarm clock. How you ever convinced your daddy that you are mature enough to have a condo, I'll just never know. May your early mornings and late evenings be filled with the sound of elephants walking through your home - how you manage to make so much noise? Again, I'll just never know.

Lastly, why is it that night by night it sounds like your moving furniture? And I mean literally. :s I can't even count how many people have come over to experience the multitude of noise and go WTF is she doing up there?' Take a hint little miss pullups - we're actually moving as in packing up and shipping out and have maybe made 1/10 of the noise you manage to create in the course of one evening.

Goodluck with the lady that bought our condo - I hear she's a screamer. :p

Charlie!

Hi everyone! Yes, my 11 followers are considered everyone in my eyes.lol. And who knows, it's quite possible I have zero followers now since it's been so freaking long sine I last blogged. :s

It's always the same with me - I can list off at least 32 reasons why I haven't been blogging which is coincidentally the same number of years I've been kicking around. However, I'm not even going to go there. I'm going to go straight to why I'm blogging tonight.

Right now as of this minute I have little ball of warmth all curled up on my tummy. Now hold the phone, I said ON my tummy - not in my tummy. lol. You see, I did something a little crazy a few weeks ago. Let's just say it involved me, a store and a puppy looking at me with ohsobigbeautifulbrowneyes saying 'please take me home and love me and let me be a part of your family' to which I said 'I'm F'd' because I immediately fell in love with him. So of course I texted Keith and the next night we went back for Keith to meet him and alas, we took our adorable little guy home. Due to his big brown eyes I felt Charlie suited him namewise as in Charlie Brown. My sister thought we named him after Charlie Sheen because he's a daaaawg.lmao! Sometimes my sister drives me plain crazy but most of the time she makes me laugh...even if it's a 'make me eye roll type joke'. hehe.

Anyway, I would love to post pics but I'm still blogging from my cell phone as I still currently have no computer. Once we are in the new house and we're settled I'm going to have a

pic-a-thon to get any remaining followers caught up.

It's like heeelloooo is anybody there? Then again, I'm sure that thought crossed your mind when I dropped the ball on blogging regularly. My apologies! I shall return!

Until then , hang tight! :)

Condo Sold!

All I can say is BOO to the f'ing HELZ YEAH!

Let the househunting begin! Oh wait, we've already been looking - shall I say, 'Let it continue'!!!

Wish us luckity luckity luck luck luck!

CHEERS!

Fortune Cookies now speak my future...I hope!

I've decided that fortune cookies now tell my fate. Last week we ordered Wok Box and my fortune cookie said that I was about to be rewarded for all my hard work. Two hours later our Realtor called saying we got an offer.

Cut to today...I decided to eat a leftover fortune cookie and it said that I am going to be unusually famous in the entertainment industry. An hour later I go for my break and this lady that works in the same building as me said she came across my weddings photos via coming across my blog! How crazy is that!

Now I'm not saying one person makes me famous but maaaaaybe one day I'll have a kajillion followers and perhaps get paid for doing something I love which is writing to the masses about our life with my odd sense of humour. Wouldn't that be awesome! Especially since I'm not the most computer savvy blogger in the world. And maybe in an unusual way I can work hand in hand with technology and brighten someone's day.

Oh the possibilities!!!

Miss me much?

So other than my test blog formed from my fingertips on my crackelberry finn, I'm ashamed to say I've failed to blog regularly. My question is, did you miss me much? If so I hope it wasn' too much otherwise you may find yourselves dissapointed.

In a nutshell......here's the 411 on us:

I got a teeny tad of a promotion along with another co-worker to which we were like wooooooohooooooo.

Keith's contract has been extended to which we were like boooooo-yah!

I turned 32 to which I was like boooooooooo but no 'yah'.

We got a real live realtor to assist in selling our condo which was helpful to the process. After two months of being on the market during the longest winter eeeevvvvver we just accepted a conditional offer as of yesterday. To this we were like FINALLYYYYYYYYY! We're still not in the clear until the conditions are removed but I dare say it looks very promising and we're excited to finish the process. If all goes according to plan we'll be househunting soon. :)

I'm sure a milllion other things have happened but I think I covered the most important events we've had take place.

So yeah, that's all for now and I'll be blogging again soon. Crackelberry and I look forward to it. :)